You know what they say, if you like the dish you should kiss the cook

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You know what they say, if you like the dish you should kiss the cook
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You know what they say, if you like the dish you should kiss the cook
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She asked what he wanted to do tonight. He jokingly said "fuck like bunnies." She surprised him with her answer.
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She asked what he wanted to do tonight. He jokingly said "fuck like bunnies." She surprised him with her answer.
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This one was going to take some effort, so it was a good thing she had all night
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This one was going to take some effort, so it was a good thing she had all night
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The great thing about living in a van was that she could fuck anyone she wanted and then move on before they got too attached.
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The great thing about living in a van was that she could fuck anyone she wanted and then move on before they got too attached.
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"I'm in the kitchen baking up something hot," she said, and when I joined her I couldn't help but agree
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"I'm in the kitchen baking up something hot," she said, and when I joined her I couldn't help but agree
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Yes, I'm very okay with you using my face as a chair
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Yes, I'm very okay with you using my face as a chair