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Me: Okay, here goes. So, Sophie and Delia went out to the shops yesterday and came back with their friend Renata. So I’ve gotten a blowjob from three girls at the same time now. Oh, and Sophie says hi.

Me: No one will believe me Delia: They’ll believe you. Go tell them Sophie: Yeah, you earned these bragging rights

Sophie: Did you tell them? Me: I alluded to it Sophie: “Alluded”? Boy, get on there and brag.