Yeah, she might try to kill you, but you’re willing to risk it to hit that

Yeah, she might try to kill you, but you’re willing to risk it to hit that

I’m beginning to doubt she needs tutoring after all.

Pretty sure this first date is going well

She made Christmas ornaments for all of her exes to show them what they’re missing. Five of them have called her already wanting to meet up.

She should have known she would end up like this when her boss told her she would be staying in his room at the retreat.

The neighbor’s daughter is relentless, no matter how many times I tell her it can’t happen. But this time, well, I know she had her eighteenth yesterday. Time to find out if she’s serious about wanting me to teach her.