“You can do it to me if I can do it to you.”

“You can do it to me if I can do it to you.”

Summoning them isn’t that difficult, but banishing them back to the infernal realms after you’ve had your way with them, that’s tricky as hell

Finally, a guy who understands how to fuck a woman

When the spell turned Tinkerbell into a full-sized human she had hoped it would give her bigger tits, but that’s the thing with magic. It’s not perfect. Still, she could sure as hell suck off Peter now as soon as she found him.

She’s like a human Pez dispenser, only when you squeeze her throat her tongue pops out