She liked to fuck on stairwells because the acoustics were so good. And that’s why I usually only date music students.

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She liked to fuck on stairwells because the acoustics were so good. And that’s why I usually only date music students.
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She liked to fuck on stairwells because the acoustics were so good. And that’s why I usually only date music students.
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Thinking we were alone, she flashed me the goods. The restaurant erupted in cheers from the other side of the reflective glass
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Thinking we were alone, she flashed me the goods. The restaurant erupted in cheers from the other side of the reflective glass
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My roommate asked for help loosening up for her date tonight. How could I say no when she asked so nicely?
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My roommate asked for help loosening up for her date tonight. How could I say no when she asked so nicely?
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“Where do you want me?” she asked, and for a moment I forgot she was a model for my art and had visions of fucking her. Fortunately for me, she confessed the same.
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“Where do you want me?” she asked, and for a moment I forgot she was a model for my art and had visions of fucking her. Fortunately for me, she confessed the same.
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She said she liked to fuck by the window so everyone could watch, but I soon learned it was to drive her ex who lives across the way crazy
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She said she liked to fuck by the window so everyone could watch, but I soon learned it was to drive her ex who lives across the way crazy
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My buddy’s girlfriend was grateful when I picked her up at the airport. I’d feel bad about fucking her, but the lazy shit should have picked her up himself if he didn’t want this
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My buddy’s girlfriend was grateful when I picked her up at the airport. I’d feel bad about fucking her, but the lazy shit should have picked her up himself if he didn’t want this