Sometimes the veil between worlds becomes very thin and that’s usually when I find an elf or two in the garden itching...

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Sometimes the veil between worlds becomes very thin and that’s usually when I find an elf or two in the garden itching for some human dick

Believe me, I know she’s tempting, that’s what they’re like. But if you free her, she will fuck you to death. Literally. Still, what a way to go.

“Thank you, I grew them myself. What did you grow?”

“What do you mean yours is bigger? Prove it.”

“Come on, inmate, it’s time for your state-mandated conjugal visit, and since your wife didn’t show up, you get me”