"How do I like being a chaperone? It's hard. So fucking hard, I tell you. No, seriously, I can't stand up right now,...

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"How do I like being a chaperone? It's hard. So fucking hard, I tell you. No, seriously, I can't stand up right now, because it's <points downward> very hard."
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"How do I like being a chaperone? It's hard. So fucking hard, I tell you. No, seriously, I can't stand up right now, because it's <points downward> very hard."
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"Send in the next one"
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"Send in the next one"
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Gotta make sure there's no tan lines
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Gotta make sure there's no tan lines
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Having him put in her ass was truly an eye-opening experience
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Having him put in her ass was truly an eye-opening experience
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"What do you think? Does it fit?
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"What do you think? Does it fit?
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"You think it's easy being a succubus? I mean, sure, it's easy to lure men in, but cleaning up afterwards is a pain."
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"You think it's easy being a succubus? I mean, sure, it's easy to lure men in, but cleaning up afterwards is a pain."