I’m petite, I’m bossy, and I’m currently living in your head rent-free. 💅 I don’t need to try hard to keep your...

I’m petite, I’m bossy, and I’m currently living in your head rent-free. 💅 I don’t need to try hard to keep your attention; I just have to be myself. I’m replying to DMs tonight, but only the ones that aren’t boring. Do you think you can handle my dark humor, or are you too sensitive for this?