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Her (waking up and seeing the light of my phone): What are you doing, daddy? Me: Just posting some dirty pics. Go back to sleep Her: I have a better idea. Just keep posting

When she wants to bask in the darkness and embrace evil but she also really wants to get fucked

Call me Fred if you want, but things are about to get Shaggy

Her new job at the porn theater was right up her alley

“Make me prettier,” she said, so I did