“Would you like to join me?” was definitely the dumbest thing she had ever said

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“Would you like to join me?” was definitely the dumbest thing she had ever said
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“Would you like to join me?” was definitely the dumbest thing she had ever said
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Ah, the great outwhores
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Ah, the great outwhores
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She thought the pool would be boring but once she took her top off all sorts of men joined her for a dip
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She thought the pool would be boring but once she took her top off all sorts of men joined her for a dip
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Whenever she was wrong she apologized by giving him her ass. It saved time.
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Whenever she was wrong she apologized by giving him her ass. It saved time.
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She said her name was Skittles and he should taste the rainbow
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She said her name was Skittles and he should taste the rainbow
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Her party invitations were always irresistible
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Her party invitations were always irresistible