There’s not going to be a soft dick at that party once she gets there

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There’s not going to be a soft dick at that party once she gets there
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There’s not going to be a soft dick at that party once she gets there
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If you survive the night with her she may give you another one
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If you survive the night with her she may give you another one
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“On my knees? Okay, sure, mister”
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“On my knees? Okay, sure, mister”
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Let’s see the cute neighbor ignore her now
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Let’s see the cute neighbor ignore her now
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“No, the carpet doesn’t match the curtains. There’s no carpet”
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“No, the carpet doesn’t match the curtains. There’s no carpet”