Judging the Taylor Swift Look-Alike Contest had its perks

Judging the Taylor Swift Look-Alike Contest had its perks

Sure, she's high as a kite and so you should probably not hit it, but then again you are, too, so it's the perfect situation

She meant to send it to her ex to make him want her back but she accidentally sent it to her professor and now he's saying he wants to see her in his office first thing in the morning

"I can take it," she says. She repeats the lie over and over to herself as the night progresses, hoping if she says it enough it will be true, but it never will

She's wet and ready for you, all you have to do is get past the fact that she's your daughter's best friend, but you won't have a problem with that, will you, you dirty fuck

Here's your fishnets for Friday