I’ve been saying that Sophie is my girlfriend and Delia is our girlfriend but I was taken to task for this by Sophie....

I’ve been saying that Sophie is my girlfriend and Delia is our girlfriend but I was taken to task for this by Sophie. “Delia is my girlfriend and you’re my boyfriend. You, sir, have two girlfriends. Got it?” Seeing as how she’s the only one that would be bothered by it, how could I refuse?