I use this a lot:

I use this a lot:

You use to watch Futurama together with your brother. He made you wear the purple wig and made you call him Bender as he fucked you. Not weird at all. Besides his fucking big cock feels so good.

When you go slut shopping and can't decide, so you get both.

Momma said "Don't play with your food." What the fuck does Momma know.

How about a sneaky handjob under the table baby?