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A deal was a deal. The plumber fixed her shower, so she let him clean her pipes.

When she agreed to model for him she expected she would be in a traditional pose, but hey, who was she to challenge his creative vision?

It wasn’t the music that brought her to the festival, it was the unlimited sweaty tent sex with endless willing partners

He liked doing work for sororities when they didn’t have the budget for it

When she said she was going to the costume party as “Slutty Daphne” he didn’t realize she was going to fully commit to the part