So I can have Friday off now, right?

So I can have Friday off now, right?

She hoped the neighbor would drop the noise complaint now, but to be sure she told him she’d be back tomorrow for more of the same.

Wake up, Mr Madison. The baby is asleep and your wife told me to tell you she would be back in four hours.

The secret to a smoothly run bar is to keep your bouncers well compensated

Every time her boyfriend’s twin brother comes to visit he pulls this shit, tricking her. As soon as he comes she’s going to give him a piece of her mind.

Dear Frank, The art retreat is going well. I’ve made lots of new friends who are helping me by demonstrating various painting techniques. May stay another week. See you whenever I get back, Your loving wife