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He had to admit it was an excellent Halloween costume, and he didn’t mind at all when she just kept on wearing it after

She sent him two texts. The first said, “What do you want to do tonight?” And the second was just a picture that told him what the correct answer was

They didn’t actually have any superpowers, but no one cared. When they turned up criminals were so distracted they were easily caught

She wasn’t going to fuck him on the first date, but then he had to go and ask if she had any hidden talents

“Do you like my new t-shirt,” she asked, knowing full well I didn’t give a fuck about what was on the shirt, but what was in it.