He had to admit it was an excellent Halloween costume, and he didn’t mind at all when she just kept on wearing it after

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He had to admit it was an excellent Halloween costume, and he didn’t mind at all when she just kept on wearing it after
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He had to admit it was an excellent Halloween costume, and he didn’t mind at all when she just kept on wearing it after
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She sent him two texts. 

The first said, “What do you want to do tonight?”

And the second was just a picture that told him what the correct answer was
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She sent him two texts. The first said, “What do you want to do tonight?” And the second was just a picture that told him what the correct answer was
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They didn’t actually have any superpowers, but no one cared. When they turned up criminals were so distracted they were easily caught
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They didn’t actually have any superpowers, but no one cared. When they turned up criminals were so distracted they were easily caught
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She wasn’t going to fuck him on the first date, but then he had to go and ask if she had any hidden talents
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She wasn’t going to fuck him on the first date, but then he had to go and ask if she had any hidden talents
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“Do you like my new t-shirt,” she asked, knowing full well I didn’t give a fuck about what was on the shirt, but what was in it.
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“Do you like my new t-shirt,” she asked, knowing full well I didn’t give a fuck about what was on the shirt, but what was in it.
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Boys can be so shortsighted, calling her Big Titty Tammy when they should get to know her better so they can call her Deepthroat Tammy
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Boys can be so shortsighted, calling her Big Titty Tammy when they should get to know her better so they can call her Deepthroat Tammy