It wasn’t the music that brought her to the festival, it was the unlimited sweaty tent sex with endless willing partners

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It wasn’t the music that brought her to the festival, it was the unlimited sweaty tent sex with endless willing partners
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He liked doing work for sororities when they didn’t have the budget for it
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When she said she was going to the costume party as “Slutty Daphne” he didn’t realize she was going to fully commit to the part
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You should probably stop fucking the boss’s wife at some point but that pussy is too damn good.
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Yes, she’s an Eldritch horror from dimensions unknown bent on destroying our universe but those tits, man
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This time she would get her driver’s license no matter what