Maybe he’ll bring her some extra salad dressing now

Maybe he’ll bring her some extra salad dressing now

Sure, she dressed like Wednesday Addams all the time and was bleak as fuck, but she could also fold in half and liked it in every hole

The trick with her, he had been told, was to eat her out until she came. Then she would refuse him nothing. Time to tuck in.

“You can do it to me if I can do it to you.”

Summoning them isn’t that difficult, but banishing them back to the infernal realms after you’ve had your way with them, that’s tricky as hell

Finally, a guy who understands how to fuck a woman