“What? Your waiting room is boring and that other patient is cute.”

“What? Your waiting room is boring and that other patient is cute.”

There’s the neighbor again, walking around shirtless like some Greek god. Who does he think he is? Oh, he’s looking. Good. Oh, he’s coming over. Even better. Time to be neighborly.

Maybe he’ll bring her some extra salad dressing now

Sure, she dressed like Wednesday Addams all the time and was bleak as fuck, but she could also fold in half and liked it in every hole

The trick with her, he had been told, was to eat her out until she came. Then she would refuse him nothing. Time to tuck in.

“You can do it to me if I can do it to you.”